What NOT to do while watching ' The Lord of the Rings'

It's important for you, the reader, to precisely understand what is the motivation for a post like this.

All around I see pretentious assholes who think that their parents doing the humpity-hump behind the Columbus ride in Appu Ghar was the best thing to happen since the Big Fuckin' Bang.

You know these guys... They have a new hairstyle every month, they wear t-shirts with slogans like "Via-Agra : Man's Greatest erection for a Woman" and the only thing they ever read is the "Whats Hot & Whats Not" section in stupid fashion magazines.

So this is the 1st in my series of Top-10's so that this particular lower race of homo sapeins with the IQ of a newly born frog; may look, well, just a wee bit brighter.

What NOT to do while in the theatre when watching "The Lord of the Rings"

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL NOT..... PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
4. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
5. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Anderson."
6. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
7. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
8. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
9. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
10. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

Another Top 10 next week... More of people you love to hate !